Game 1: Zaid & Pipsqueaks at I Wanna
What a thriller! Moose showed true warrior spirit—twisted his ankle but still played like it was just a minor inconvenience. Sharif’s channeling his inner Manu Ginobili so hard, we’re just waiting for the bald spot to make a cameo. And shoutout to Zaki for snagging a double-double with 19 points and 10 boards—basically doing the work of two players while everyone else was just cheering.
Game 2: Cold Hearts at Space Curry
The real MVP of the night? Triple overtime. Farooq was so stressed, he probably needed a therapy session just to survive it. The Moh brothers—Moh, Shorty, and Taco—put up 38 of the team’s 56 points, but it was Brett, Chris, and Umer who stole the show with a combined 55 out of 58 points. Watch out NBA, we might have a new Larry Bird in the making... or at least someone who tries to shoot like him.
Game 3: Ash Gang at SwishKebabs
No shade, but Ash Gang seriously needs a rescue mission. Abbas from SwishKebabs was so generous, he handed the crowd free bricks left and right. It was a team effort on both sides, with everyone chipping in—but whether Ash Gang can keep it up every week... well, let’s just say their future is as shaky as Abbas’ shot selection.