Listen, after this week’s games, it’s safe to say some of the competition this season is chopped cheese — no structure, just vibes and mystery meat.

Team Elite is out here looking impressive again, even though sometimes their energy is straight out of a group chat argument at 2 a.m. Toxic? Maybe. Effective? Absolutely. Shoutout to Ricky and Abdullah — those two clock in every single week like they’re getting paid in crypto and pride.

Meanwhile, Mama’s Boys are not playing with anybody. Luq is averaging 38.3 points per game — that’s not just MVP behavior, that’s borderline anime protagonist stat padding. Somebody check if he’s playing on Rookie mode.

So with all this said, here are my award front runners as of this week:

MVP: Luqman
DPOY: Ricky
Keep the stat sheets close and your ankles closer — this season isn’t slowing down anytime soon.