Game 1:
Rumor has it the FDNY were so shook by Al-Asdiqaa that they decided to gracefully forfeit before things got ugly. Was it fear? Was it strategy? We'll never know. But hey, maybe next time they’ll actually show up and we’ll get a real showdown. Until then, chalk this one up as an L by ghosting.
Game 2:
Missing players? Check. KFC-style 20-piece served? Double check. But let’s give credit where it’s due—Rudy cooked up 27 points like it was nothing, and Rohan turned into a pickpocket with 5 steals. Still, Jelly Spotters were on a different planet. Zian played like a MyPlayer on sliders—20 points, 12 boards, 9 assists (ONE away from a triple double 😤), plus 2 steals and 2 blocks just for fun. If other teams aren’t watching film on these guys, they might as well start planning for next season. They're looking championship ready.
Game 3:
Let’s keep it real—this game was basically the afterparty. After the Game 2 blowout, half the crowd was in nap mode. Monstarz strolled in like it was open gym. Trey 8’s Sebastian and Xavier did their thing, but then Reef showed up TEN MINUTES LATE and still dropped a smooth 26 like he was just warming up. Imagine what would’ve happened if they actually started on time. No shade, but it's hard to say who looked scarier—Monstarz or Jelly Spotters. Either way, they’re both a problem.